Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest
https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-honest.html
keepamovin · 6 months ago
131 comments
https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-honest.html
keepamovin · 6 months ago
131 comments
szemy2 · 6 months ago
This is pretty funny!
PaulHoule · 6 months ago
How did you get an LLM to be snarky or did you do something else?
pizzathyme · 6 months ago
Same question and great work. I would love to know the prompt details of how the hacker news truth was captured
nottorp · 6 months ago
Yes, this is absolutely brilliant! Teach us the prompt, o great wizards!
PaulHoule · 6 months ago
To answer my question myself I gave Microsoft copilot this prompt:
I want you to rewrite this headline "Amazon will allow ePub and PDF downloads for DRM-free eBooks"
into something a little humorous and snarky that reveals the underlying truth that would bring a
wry smile to tech-engaged but big tech-skeptical hacker news readers.
This has to fit in the 80 character limit for Hacker News so keep it appropriately short.
Also I want you to reply with exactly one headline and not anything else so I can use your output
as part of a processing pipeline
Amazon Finally Remembers eBooks Aren’t Supposed to Be Prisoners
nottorp · 6 months ago
I prompted Gemini to tell me how to prompt itself to get similar results on other news sites and it said I should give it a description of the intended audience and what it finds funny/snarky.
Which looks like what you did.
bkanuka · 6 months ago
Now go deeper! Prompt Gemini to write a prompt for itself that would write a prompt for itself that would get similar results.
bigprof · 6 months ago
Inception 2.0
nottorp · 6 months ago
Can I do it in an infinite loop and bring all the data centers down?
doomspork · 6 months ago
You can prompt it to do so. Look you "Persona based prompting" as a great and fun example of controlling what the LLM spits out and its tone.
smokel · 6 months ago
Let's try to get a story on little Bobby Tables on the front page and find out.
minimaxir · 6 months ago
Modern LLMs are now actually good at having a sense of humor.
danielscrubs · 6 months ago
Wow, this is amazing! Great work!
SV_BubbleTime · 6 months ago
>We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it
Good LLM prompt, excellent understanding.
p2detar · 6 months ago
Original title: `GotaTun -- Mullvad's WireGuard Implementation in Rust`. I laughed too much at the alternative title, because it's so true.
tome · 6 months ago
This is hilarious and I'm looking forward to seeing what it says about itself.
marai2 · 6 months ago
this is gold!
“Click to keep avoiding work …”
safehuss · 6 months ago
Very funny and brutally honest!
wiseowise · 6 months ago
Lmao, this is great.
linuxftw · 6 months ago
I motion HN adopts this to auto-translate all submitted titles.
JaggerJo · 6 months ago
Should be the default!
clamprecht · 6 months ago
I'd love it if the mouseover text would be these titles.
hervic · 6 months ago
Aplausos, gracias totales!!!
ChrisMarshallNY · 6 months ago
Love it!
pizzathyme · 6 months ago
Yes and - it would be great to hover/tap to see the original headline.
I found myself pulling up the original and the honest versions side by side. The translation makes it funny.
andix · 6 months ago
Right now there is a lot of drift between real and honest version, so it's hard to find the original title.
AntiqueFig · 6 months ago
If you click on the comments in the honest version, it'll redirect you to the real version.
opem · 6 months ago
Still it would be great to be able to see on hover
Retr0id · 6 months ago
Doesn't seem to be live, otherwise there'd be one that says "Hacker News front page now, but the titles are slop"
thornewolf · 6 months ago
maybe so, though an inaccurate claim. the ai is the value add here (and quite a value add based on the other comments in the thread). we typically reserve the word "slop" for ai generated content that is of low quality or no value add. this website seems to be both of quality and value ad and it would be difficult to argue otherwise.
idiotsecant · 6 months ago
Meta-Meta context: The LLM made this post.
wiseowise · 6 months ago
Not everything generated is slop.
cwyers · 6 months ago
"Slop" is at _least_ as fair a description of "we had an LLM rewrite HN headlines" as "we rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it" is of "we removed our biggest source of crashes on Android by getting rid of Go FFI issues."
EarlKing · 6 months ago
Bring back n-gate!
pimlottc · 6 months ago
I miss n-gate’s webshit weekly.
EDIT: open the link manually, they put a mock "security check" on referrers from HN
apitman · 6 months ago
I miss n-gate
lapcat · 6 months ago
How much of this navel-gazing junk do we need? See also, from the same author:
Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632 (10 days ago)
Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46324579 (4 hours ago)
phoe-krk · 6 months ago
Maybe HN needs some reflection, and satire is one of the best ways to provide it.
ok123456 · 6 months ago
There hasn't been since n-gate stopped posting.
bombcar · 6 months ago
Comparing this with n-gate really shows the difference between AI and real work.
Superficially, they're the same, but digging in shows the real difference.
ok123456 · 6 months ago
It's soul-crushing work, more suited for machines.
phantasmish · 6 months ago
N-gate was by far the best thing about HN.
topaz0 · 6 months ago
And slop is one of the worst ways
phoe-krk · 6 months ago
The moment slop becomes more HN-esque than original HN content, it tells you a lot about the quality of HN posts. That is very reflective to me.
greenwallnorway · 6 months ago
I've done it before. Projects about hn on hn get a lot of attention.
They're a lot of fun! And super easy to vibe code, if I'm looking to test a new model.
It's hard to restrain myself from navel-gazing, the lint in there is fascinating.
I'm not sure they satisfy curiosity as much as many posts with fewer votes, but that's okay.
gjm11 · 6 months ago
I feel that my life has been improved by all three of these. I hadn't seen the "hysterical clickbait" one before you pointed it out, so thank you even though clearly that was the opposite of your intent.
bombcar · 6 months ago
It's somewhat live, as it now has
META-MELTDOWN: WE BROKE HACKER NEWS WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK (dosaygo-studio.github.io)
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
> How much of this navel-gazing junk do we need? See also, from the same author:
Seriously! I'll admit the first post was mighty fun. But now this is turning into an AI-spam-fest! I objected in the 2nd thread but got downvoted. Apparently the community here thinks this kind of low effort Reddit-style humor is now on-topic for this place!
Not to mention the systematic downvoting of every comment that is critical of these spam posts!
catapart · 6 months ago
reminds me of how people used to shove autotune into anything and people lapped it up like the slop that it was and this is. but, as with that slop, this will also get boring to the masses. there's only so much "I told an llm to pretend it was deadpool by way of ryan reynolds" that people actually like. the novelty is the brunt of it. and, like with autotune, when used well, people will continue to appreciate it. just ride out the hyperslop, for now.
floatrock · 6 months ago
I dunno, sounds like "rapid product iteration to find product-market fit" to me.
minimaxir · 6 months ago
It's funny, the OP doesn't have an ulterior motive, and it's close to the holidays so it is not cannibalizing more important news. There's no harm here.
gabrielflorit · 6 months ago
This is amazing.
ihrimech · 6 months ago
I laughed so hard ...
craftkiller · 6 months ago
Me too. Audibly laughed out loud and was late to standup because I had to tell my roommate about it.
BeaverGoose · 6 months ago
"Please star my repo so I can get a job" is brutal
tigerlily · 6 months ago
I had to go back and look. Absolutely skewered it.
OsrsNeedsf2P · 6 months ago
As someone who maintained popular open source repos for >5 years, not once did I have a recruiter care about it (I made sure to ask!)
abhaynayar · 6 months ago
maybe not the recruiter but the hiring manager or prospective colleagues who'll interview you later?
not the number of stars, but I like looking what people have done online ie GitHub/blog. I feel like it is a nice thing to talk about.
I know it's an unpopular opinion these days cause everyone wants work life balance and not work beyond the office but it's always nice to see projects you've worked on it does show some interest. also while one can fake GitHub activity it's hard to fake well thought out and cared for projects.
it's easier to fake metrics from your previous jobs like I saved X amount of money for the company or had Y efficiency gains.
Svoka · 6 months ago
I hired many many people and never once I cared about GitHub stars. Not even sure what signal it suppose to be.
abtinf · 6 months ago
Yes, developer/platform advocacy/evangelism.
minimaxir · 6 months ago
It's a quick signal that the developer is capable of writing and maintaining code that can be used by many others.
stronglikedan · 6 months ago
Or that they're just a person who knows how to game stars. As Goodfart says, "When a measure becomes a target, it gets gamed beyond usefulness."
minimaxir · 6 months ago
Although commits can be gamed on GitHub, stars are significantly harder to game as they require human accounts to be doing so.
You could game a few stars with sockpuppet accounts, but it's infeasible to game 100+ stars.
skylurk · 6 months ago
I would not be surprised if you can buy quite a lot of them for cheap.
nurettin · 6 months ago
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36151140
> This package costed me 8.19 Euros for 100 stars which is €0.08/star.
Shoot for the stars, I guess.
latexr · 6 months ago
> You could game a few stars with sockpuppet accounts, but it's infeasible to game 100+ stars.
It’s not only feasible, it’s trivial.
https://the-guild.dev/blog/judging-open-source-by-github-sta...
Agentlien · 6 months ago
I have a few blog posts which have received only about ~250 upvotes across different communities, plus a GitHub project with just 30 stars.
Still, both of these were really interesting to my future colleagues (not the recruiter) who interviewed me in the last round of the interviews which landed me my current job. They had read them ahead of time and it really shaped the technical part of the interview.
Sesse__ · 6 months ago
I've had recruiters be “impressed by my GitHub profile”, when I didn't have a single project on my GitHub profile.
wting · 6 months ago
As a hiring manager that visited every resume Github link because of my FOSS background, >99% of them had nothing of substance (no activity, school projects, etc).
nurettin · 6 months ago
I was contacted by a spanish HR agency, they said that my github contained code that they considered an outlier and would like to forward some job applications. Never heard of them since. Maybe scraping github for talent isn't good business.
kgwxd · 6 months ago
Is that the title it gave itself?
Edit: Oh no, that was for the repo I actually stared before seeing this. I'm just learning Go :)
nmz · 6 months ago
The future is now
ekropotin · 6 months ago
I have to admit, that one hurts
Lockal · 6 months ago
Should be: "New account spams HN with AI generated slop (emojis included), third attempt"
toomuchtodo · 6 months ago
Well done!
alexgotoi · 6 months ago
Love the “Click to keep avoiding work” - so true!
bombcar · 6 months ago
This is the most brutal cut of all
WhyOhWhyQ · 6 months ago
The noprocast feature should have an option to insult the user for returning here.
pjerem · 6 months ago
Nah, look at the Y logo :)
greenwallnorway · 6 months ago
Projects about hn on hn get a lot of attention here. I've sure done it before.
They're a lot of fun! And super easy to vibe code, if I'm looking to test a new model.
freedomben · 6 months ago
Definitely fun, although after recently submitting one (a simple browse extension to make HN Christmas colors last all Christmas season instead of on Christmas Day)[1] that got very little attention I started looking at other posts and found a whole lot more slip through the cracks than I would have thought.
Forgeties79 · 6 months ago
This is really funny
barfoure · 6 months ago
Yup. And if you dared to bring this up in the comments (ie. your own rewrite of a title/post), you’d get reminded of the guidelines and downvoted/flagged. Because fuck honesty - we are here for clicks and engagements.
This is a good step. Next: disclose financial incentives and other motives just to nip it in the bud.
freedomben · 6 months ago
well, I think OP is quite funny and I really enjoyed it, but it definitely goes against the entire idea of approaching things in good faith. I'm sure some or even many of them are sadly accurate, but if reinterpreting things people say through that lens became the behavioral norm on HN I think it would quickly destroy everything many people love about this place. Just my 2 cents of course.
barfoure · 6 months ago
Only fools approach hyenas in good faith. You have to be naive to allow yourself to get swindled by internet marketing junkies.
I’m all for prefacing each post that comes from a16z with “Asshole Alert” so that we know who we are dealing with upfront.
bombledmonk · 6 months ago
This should be the April Fools 2026 feature put directly on the live HN site.
strangattractor · 6 months ago
The Onion for Programers
actionfromafar · 6 months ago
AKA The Onion.
eastbound · 6 months ago
I love asking Grok’s companions, especially “Bad Rudy”, for the news of the day. It’s pretty similar: Brutally honest, filtered news. Although recently he started editorializing with his personal opinion, which is boring (from an AI companion).
nine_k · 6 months ago
This is not "honest", this is mostly just dismissive. The headings are no more neutral and explanatory than the originals, because, I suppose, the intent was just having fun.
"We rewrote it in snark so you have to upvote".
ok123456 · 6 months ago
Is it wrong, though?
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
Yes, it is wrong. Take the top one:
> We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it
I'm pretty sure they didn't go through all the trouble of rewriting it in Rust to get some internet forum points!
ok123456 · 6 months ago
Usually, people highlight functional/architectural changes over superficial things like language choice.
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
That's true. But it is also true that almost nobody rewrites a whole complex software in Rust to get internet forum points from HN people.
Your question was "Is it wrong, though?" The answer is "Yes"
alt227 · 6 months ago
But it sure does lampoon a current point which is that people seem pretty quick to want to share their Rust rewrites of other software.
chuckadams · 6 months ago
To quote Foghorn Leghorn: It's a joke, son, you're supposed to laugh.
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
The joke was fun the first time. When the joke posts (low effort AI slop no less!) are spammed to HN every week, it stops being fun.
alt227 · 6 months ago
Its on the front page, that means it atttracted attention and was upvoted. If what you are saying was true, these posts would die very quickly and we would never see them.
Maybe its just you who doesnt like them?
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
> Maybe its just you who doesnt like them?
Obviously it's just me who doesn't like them. What's your point?
alt227 · 6 months ago
I already made my point. If the community agrees with you then we wont see these on the front page anymore. If not then you will either need to be ok with seeing more of them, or not read HN.
unethical_ban · 6 months ago
They're defensive to the point of hostility. Not sure what compels that.
unethical_ban · 6 months ago
I guess if everyone thinks mocking peoples' projects and efforts is funny, it's okay!
My opinion is a weakly that this is tiring and borderline insulting to people who are genuinely looking for feedback and community. Clever once a year or so, but the creator has leaned into it and posted a lot of meta in a small timeline.
alt227 · 6 months ago
Then if the community agrees with you, these posts will get zero upvotes and we will never see them on the front page again.
If not, then you will start seeing them more and more and you will need to suck it up my friend!
lelanthran · 6 months ago
> The joke was fun the first time.
> ...
> it stops being fun.
Right. Sorry. We apologise. We didn't know the joke police was monitoring.
SideburnsOfDoom · 6 months ago
Well, this one is wrong: "I built a language nobody will use just to learn generics"
The comments make it clear that the language author has not yet learned generics by this exercise.
barfoure · 6 months ago
It’s a Fark.com style applied to HN. Maybe we should do a SomethingAwful theme next?
daft_pink · 6 months ago
It would be a really interesting feature to have ai analyze the articles and write an actually honest sub-headline. (ie not these sarcastic humor titles)
peesem · 6 months ago
if your immediate thought is "how can ai be added to this?" i think you might be part of the joke
nightpool · 6 months ago
These are clearly AI generated, not sure what you mean by "adding" to it.
alabhyajindal · 6 months ago
> OpenAI releases a new model to distract from their board drama
This one shows the "age" of the LLM, or the data cut off time
sallveburrpi · 6 months ago
Implying there is no drama in OpenAIs board at the moment - they just stopped doing it in public for the time being
casey2 · 6 months ago
How is the Mac studio ad title honest?
abtinf · 6 months ago
Reminds me of Suckdot.
https://web.archive.org/web/20000302102827/https://suck.com/...
queuebert · 6 months ago
Missing the "We have too many file formats for X, so I made another". Could also prepopulate the comments with the ubiquitous xkcd reference.
__MatrixMan__ · 6 months ago
This is what adblock evolves into.
jvanderbot · 6 months ago
OK, so the "Storing data in the network ... " title made me remember something.
If you transmit a message to Mars, say a rover command sequence, and the outgoing buffer is deleted on the sending side (the original code is preserved, but the transmission-encoded sequence doesn't stick around), then that data, for 20-90 minutes, exists nowhere _except_ space. It's just random-looking electrical fluctuations that are propagating through whatever is out there until it hits a conducting piece of metal millions of miles away and energizes a cap bank enough to be measured by a digital circuit and reconstructed into data.
So, if you calculate the data rate (9600 baud, even), and set up a loopback/echo transmitter on Mars, you could store ~4 MB "in space". If you're using lasers, it's >100x as much.
Sharlin · 6 months ago
It's just a fancy form of delay-line memory [1].
lxgr · 6 months ago
In a universe with mass–energy equivalence, show me a storage medium that isn’t effectively a delay line :)
willis936 · 6 months ago
What about entangled qubits?
Aloha · 6 months ago
you beat me to it - or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory in general, space is probably closer to an electrical delay line in practice.
2026iknewit · 6 months ago
There is an archive of a lot of television transmission in space.
archive.space
You just need to be traveling faster than the radio waves, catch up and enjoy :)
RobotToaster · 6 months ago
People of Earth. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 central!
chuckadams · 6 months ago
Pretty sure just one day would do it for us. Maybe it's Omicronian metric degrees and they're really precise?
willis936 · 6 months ago
Assuming some pass through non-empty media, isn't it technically possible?
btown · 6 months ago
With gravitational lensing, this is actually viable! Just send a signal at a gravity sink, and travel at sublight speeds to position yourself in a place where it will be redirected to eventually along a longer path, and you can intercept your own signal! You just have to be really, really lucky.
charv · 6 months ago
"Commenter shows off how smart they are with cool fun fact"
Scaevolus · 6 months ago
You can use fiber optics as an optical delay line too! About 60KB/km at 100Gbps.
pkoiralap · 6 months ago
So if we can somehow preserve the signal and make it go round and round, can we get long term storage out of nothing?
terminalkeys · 6 months ago
Not a scientist, but I assume the signal would degrade or mutate over time due to space radiation and other radio waves.
PartiallyTyped · 6 months ago
It should be same logic we use for repeaters, so it'll be fine.
Sesse__ · 6 months ago
The logic we typically use for repeaters (EDFA, erbium-doped fiber amplifiers) for long-distance lines amplifies but does not clean noise (so across the oceans, you are very much bound by SNR). And you need one of them every 80 km or so in typical fiber.
lxgr · 6 months ago
Electromagnetic waves have perfect/lossless superposition, so radiation can’t really degrade a signal that way.
The big limiting factors are free space path loss and noise.
Y_Y · 6 months ago
That's only true in classical electrodynamics, as it happens. If you're in a very strong B-field like you might find near a compact object you'll get nonlinear QED effects.
You can get a low order correction with Euler-Heisenberg: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler%E2%80%93Heisenberg_Lagra...
marcosdumay · 6 months ago
"Nothing" is a funny name for an interplanetary communication network.
idiotsecant · 6 months ago
You're still storing your data in the same EM field, just in a slightly different non-inertial reference frame.
lucaslazarus · 6 months ago
This is possible but you'd have to deploy it right by a black hole: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon_sphere
hidroto · 6 months ago
i wonder how sensitive your equipment would need to be to read it from the back scatter off the interstellar medium.
nextaccountic · 6 months ago
poly2it · 6 months ago
Definitely one of the harder drives feasible!
Tom 7 did something reminiscent of this if you hadn't seen already: https://youtu.be/JcJSW7Rprio.
pinkmuffinere · 6 months ago
Love Tom7! The peculiarities of my brain's weirdness obligates me to sing his praises every time he is mentioned.
lxgr · 6 months ago
Indeed: https://qntm.org/transi
HPsquared · 6 months ago
You could totally do that with the mirror on the moon. (Retroreflector + optical data transmission).
The moon is approximately (it varies) 1.3 light seconds away, i.e. a 2.6 second round trip, and optical links can have very high data rates. You could fit quite a lot of data on there! (Edit: although maybe the data rate won't be so high at these distances)
davidkellis · 6 months ago
Some amateur radio folks do something along similar lines: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%E2%80%93Moon%E2%80%93Ear...
Kim_Bruning · 6 months ago
gmfawcett · 6 months ago
"Going Postal" was brilliant. GNU Terry Pratchett.
shevy-java · 6 months ago
> If you transmit a message to Mars, say a rover command sequence
Don't you worry!
AI rover robots are soon going to dominate Mars.
CGMthrowaway · 6 months ago
Lacks the capability of random access, which limits the practicality of it. Cool idea still
diydsp · 6 months ago
My friend Joe Allen did this with the air in a room!
journal · 6 months ago
Before I consumed calories over days to figure out syntax. Now, a language model exhausts those calories away in seconds. Eventually we will advance too far into the future that the tail end of humanity will forget how to make pants.
agumonkey · 6 months ago
allegedly, this was used long ago. a teacher told us similar stories from his early career in the 80s
made my mind tickle for quite a while
DarmokJalad1701 · 6 months ago
During NASA's Deep Space Optical Comms demo (https://www.nasa.gov/mission/deep-space-optical-communicatio...), they transmitted video at 267 Mbps from 16 million kilometers away. That's 1.78 GiB stored in space while in transit (assuming 53.3 seconds light-speed delay).
The furthest they did was 8.3 Mbps at 400 million km which is around ~1.38 GiB in transit.
AndrewKemendo · 6 months ago
That’s so cool! Never knew that
mapt · 6 months ago
"a man is not dead while his name is still spoken"
GNU John Dearheart
npongratz · 6 months ago
pingfs has similar inspiration, where storage capacity scales with latency.
Discussed in 2015:
542458 · 6 months ago
There's a short story by Qntm called "Valuable Humans in Transit" that I like quite a bit which hinges on this subject: https://qntm.org/transi
Sharlin · 6 months ago
One of my favorite pieces of short fiction.
smarnach · 6 months ago
The distance from Earth to Mars is about 3 to 22 light minutes, not 20 to 90. That doesn't change anything about your point, except the capacity is lower.
DarkTree · 6 months ago
Now do the comments
erikig · 6 months ago
I don't think I'm ready for this, I might never go back to "real" work.
p2detar · 6 months ago
Did anyone notice the footer? Brilliant.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
Thanks, bud!
reality_inspctr · 6 months ago
amazing
stuartjohnson12 · 6 months ago
> Marketing blog post explaining why you should buy our product (hatchet.run)
When you developer market hard enough that you make it into the LLM training data.
cyrusradfar · 6 months ago
I'm expecting someone to build the chrome plugin shortly.
linhns · 6 months ago
Make my day mate
keepamovin · 6 months ago
No worries, mate
topaz0 · 6 months ago
Just me, or are all of these one sentence approving comments (at top level) posted by bots?
idiotsecant · 6 months ago
It's just you. Beep boop.
jordanpg · 6 months ago
This weird obsequiousness and the fact that it never updates are beginning to make me wonder if this is some kind of prank.
anon115 · 6 months ago
XDDDDDD
oncallthrow · 6 months ago
I was expecting this to be stupid but it’s genuinely funny. I guess LLMs are better at humor than I remember
junon · 6 months ago
Seconding a little, perhaps dim button to toggle the original. But I love this. So much so that I might start referring to it more than HN when I'm in a rush.
Imustaskforhelp · 6 months ago
This is really awesome, I am interested how you made this, is there a way that we can have something this like for hackernews for more than this one instance of (20?) posts, I know its satirical but I really enjoyed it
Considering its hosted on github I think that it is a static page
jedberg · 6 months ago
Aka "the titles when people post these on reddit".
Now you know why HN has the "no editorializing" rule. :)
sidcool · 6 months ago
reddit is a whole different beast. It does not have a sense of humor, rather it is a biased cesspool of partisanship.
scottyah · 6 months ago
I sleep better at night thinking it is just a battleground of astroturfing bots fighting each other (at least on the main pages).
Everything from massive Russian state-actor bot farms testing newly trained LLMs popping out AI-generated meme formats before deploying domestically unknowingly getting into arguments with Israeli bot farms trying to raise support for some new movie series that will enable them to raise money for their next missile strike competing for eyeballs/attention from some uni student in a dorm room paying mid-sized black market companies in India to post comments telling you that cast-iron pans are too hard to clean so you should buy the non-sticks you saw on instagram (which are just marketing dropshippers in the USA selling the QA rejected pans from established brands).
The online world is a wild place.
LexiMax · 6 months ago
Hacker News is Reddit with a nuclear downvote button and tone policing.
It's not that much better in terms of "dead internet," the bots are just more eloquent. In some ways the HN flavor of gamified engagement actively encourages worse outcomes than Reddit.
TeMPOraL · 6 months ago
"When we do it, it's called sense of humor. When they do it, it's bias and partisanship."
ozozozd · 6 months ago
You may have thought this is an objective observation.
For anyone over the age of 16 this comment is a loud expression of your political views.
Also, I find Reddit to be super funny. Just yesterday someone posted a photo of their brain MRI showing a tumor the size of a tennis ball and everyone, including the OP were having a great time.
hn_throwaway_99 · 6 months ago
> For anyone over the age of 16 this comment is a loud expression of your political views.
I'm curious as to what you think those political views are, because I strongly agree with what sidcool wrote (even if they didn't mean it the way I interpreted it) and I disagree with you.
I think that Reddit "is a biased cesspool of partisanship", but very much in both directions. Many subreddits are so wholly hard right or hard left that I think they're almost caricatures of themselves. And even for subreddits without a hard political bent, they are often the very definition of an echo chamber - they are great places to go where you want everyone to agree with you and you can see people who disagree with you get downvoted to oblivion. And, importantly, this is literally by design based on how subreddits are created and moderated.
I have rarely (not never, but rarely) made a comment that took a somewhat nuanced opinion where I wasn't heavily downvoted. And, contrarily, I have made similar comments on HN where, if I wasn't particularly upvoted, I received what felt like fair dialogue and back-and-forth with other commenters.
All that said, I still use Reddit frequently and find it frequently interesting, sometimes informative, and often pretty hilarious.
ozozozd · 6 months ago
You really don’t know adherents of which political stance are constantly complaining about “lack of a sense of humor”? Or who has been complaining about the “tech bias”? I am glad if you were somehow not exposed. I don’t find it partisan. I come across a lot of criticism of Democrats. And the current administration. Also, if you’re claiming subreddits are partisan in the way mods want it to be, we can’t conclude Reddit as a whole is partisan, can we?
Edit:
The sibling comment offers a more concise explanation: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46329213
bsimpson · 6 months ago
(In case you didn't realize it, you're replying to one of the OG reddit admins.)
jedberg · 6 months ago
Hello fellow OG :)
bsimpson · 6 months ago
I joined from the Webmonkey sidebar in like 2008.
Lived in San Francisco for a while. Liked seeing you pop up in that sub, even after you retired.
Mistletoe · 6 months ago
This is actually how my brain reads most of the HN posts.
dangoodmanUT · 6 months ago
They don’t all seem super accurate, but I like these titles better
ctippett · 6 months ago
I got a good chuckle out of some of the titles. In Jeff Geerling's defence (the title on the site reads "Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster"), he was loaned the Mac Studios from Apple and so he didn't spend a dime.
Also his accompanying YouTube video mentions the kit retails for $40,000+, a far cry from $15k.
taikahessu · 6 months ago
Yeah, and it could be more like satire of "developer spends 15k to run a basic lying chatbot" or something like that :)
Plus some of the stories seem to be a bit old like openai board controversy remark.
All in all, some funny stuff i agree!
publicdebates · 6 months ago
"Show HN: I implemented generics in my programming language"
does not deserve the roast
"I built a language nobody will use just to learn generics"
It's not fair to assume the author didn't know how to implement generics before this project. It's also not fair to assume the project won't gain traction. Zig and Rust started out small too! This just goes a little too far for my tastes.
idiotsecant · 6 months ago
still funny.
Kwpolska · 6 months ago
If you read the post, a more accurate title is "I don't know what generics are but I'm implementing a programming language anyway".
forgotpwd16 · 6 months ago
>It's not fair to assume the author didn't know how to implement generics before this project
Yeah... what they ended up implementing is not generics. So good thing the LLM doesn't read link/comments too or will've probably wrote an actual roast.
>It's also not fair to assume the project won't gain traction
Very fair to assume this. Referencing Rust/Zig disregarding the thousands other now abandoned ones is survivorship bias. Most small hobby projects remain small. But, besides joking about it, "built [something] nobody will use", if is in their free time, and enjoy it, does it matter? Is there a need for all hobby projects to have a goal of making it big?
>This just goes a little too far for my tastes.
But the "Please star my repo so I can get a job" is fine?
_el1s7 · 6 months ago
This is cool lol
tmshapland · 6 months ago
lol. would you share the prompt for how you translate them? it really feels like a snarky HN community member rewrote each one.
neilv · 6 months ago
It's a little bit n-gate.
Who unfortunately stopped posting HN critiques, a few years ago. But you can still read old posts on: http://n-gate.com/hackernews/2021/07/
(If you follow that link from HN, and the site sees an HN `Referer`, it will do a fake captcha load, so then click "HACKERNEWS" in the navbar on the right.)
spencer-p · 6 months ago
I do miss n-gate. I have to assume they are much happier now that they've ended that project, though.
neilv · 6 months ago
The last post or so sounded stressed. I hope they feel better.
But in general, going to read a little n-gate was a relief when some HN comment thread went off the rails. Someone else could rant about the dumbness, and a burden was lifted.
relaxing · 6 months ago
Author deserves an award for coining the verb “incorrecting”.
kitd · 6 months ago
I assume the age verification check when I went to page 2 is because I'm in the UK? If so, well played!
layer8 · 6 months ago
I’m having this outside the UK as well.
beachy · 6 months ago
NZ as well - though of course we are a colony
horladoyin · 6 months ago
Love it.
ajcp · 6 months ago
-> Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster.
I love these and I know this is all in good fun, but I feel like this one is a little unfair to Jeff. He's a content creator and he didn't actually buy the rig. If he's rich it's because he creates content like this.
pdevr · 6 months ago
It need not be a dichotomy. I also laughed at the title. At the same time, I found the original article useful.
ajcp · 6 months ago
No, I agree, I just wanted to call it out.
kemayo · 6 months ago
It's inaccurate on two fronts: he didn't spend the money because he loaned the hardware... and the reviewed thing was actually $40k. :D
abtinf · 6 months ago
Jeff’s content is way too high quality to make him rich.
stronglikedan · 6 months ago
High quality content usually makes someone rich, and that someone is usually not the creator.
zamadatix · 6 months ago
Most of these are unfair in some way and many are wrong. What makes this funny is precisely that it has more snark than is reasonable (and often pushes bad assumptions as snark usually does!)
aeve890 · 6 months ago
>a little unfair to Jeff
I don't know chief, have you seen how many rpis this guy has?
KalandaDev · 6 months ago
Academic publishers admit paywalls were a scam all along :D
ionwake · 6 months ago
fabulous
dwa3592 · 6 months ago
This is hilarious. if you scroll down to the bottom it says, "CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK". lmao. which llm is this?
yasserkaddour · 6 months ago
I feel personally attacked! lol
akramachamarei · 6 months ago
Entertaining and apparently useful, though of course not infallible. Given https://github.com/DGoettlich/history-llms it yields the title "Training AI on 1913 data to avoid 'woke' bias (and hygiene)". That the Honest Hacker News AI model has been trained on a dose of cynicism and intellectual dishonesty is probably hard to avoid...
voodooEntity · 6 months ago
11/10 would read. So much clickbait going around (and lets ignore the articles that "magicly" are upvoted but strangewise have no comments whatsoever.... not sus at all....
rcarmo · 6 months ago
Top level item for me now: "We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it"
Love these things. Every time someone has posted an AI-flavor of HN it's been comedic gold.
fukukitaru · 6 months ago
I miss n-gate so much
laser9 · 6 months ago
A good Friday morning laugh! I think the tiles are not just honest, they are brutally honest. Some of my fav ones:
- Amazon finally adds a feature that has been standard since 2005
- Texas accidentally does something good for privacy
Would it possible to add a feature where hovering over a title displays the original title?
linux2647 · 6 months ago
If you click into the comments, it takes you to the real HN comments page with the real title
laser9 · 6 months ago
Yeah but I'd need to click each of them, thus the request for that feature.
metadat · 6 months ago
I like how the current form is close to the real HN experience without onHover cruft.
fragmede · 6 months ago
I vibe coded the shit out of a Chrome extension that does that while waiting on CI/CD. Go read the content.js to make sure I'm not hacking your shit, download the repo to your computer, enable developer mode in chrome, "load unpacked", point it at the directory with those files, and enjoy your tool tips.
https://github.com/fragmede/honest-hn-tooltips
Edit: Took 18 minutes.
gala8y · 6 months ago
Two days ago I created HN new comments highlighter with hiding of old comments - took me 2 prompts and ~ 10 mins + some clean up. https://github.com/gala8y/hn-comments-highlighting-and-hidin...
wormpilled · 6 months ago
I wanted that feature as well. Adds much to the lols.
samray · 6 months ago
I created a greasemonkey script to show the origin title as tooltips when you put your mouse over the title: https://gist.github.com/ramsayleung/ce854138e7663f5fdeb81345...
by leveraging this work: https://github.com/fragmede/honest-hn-tooltips
stivatron · 6 months ago
hahaha! very funny.
moralestapia · 6 months ago
>Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster (jeffgeerling.com)
LOL ... and it actually ran slower.
hu3 · 6 months ago
and it was 40k
byyoung3 · 6 months ago
The training LLMs on old data to avoid woke bias was comedic genius. Something tells me grok is behind this.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
Actually, it was Gemini Pro 3
byyoung3 · 6 months ago
Google probably just distilled grok smh
alch- · 6 months ago
Man, how did I get by for so long without this. Brilliant. I'd like to have the whole web in this tone please, thanks in advance!
imiric · 6 months ago
Love this.
My favorite is the link in the footer:
<a href="https://www.ycombinator.com/apply/">Sell 7% for clout</a>wnevets · 6 months ago
Honest? Probably not. Funny? Very.
layer8 · 6 months ago
This would actually be somewhat useful for the new page. :)
tediousgraffit1 · 6 months ago
ok but how does it work though? Is this seriously just passing the titles to some llm with a prompt like 'roast this'? is it reading the actual content of the link as well?
relaxing · 6 months ago
The year is 20X5. Despite the onslaught of artificially intelligent agents capable of understanding and synthesizing new concepts in written language, humans are still capable of basic cognition… for now.
delichon · 6 months ago
This is so damn good that I want to put it between me and the whole internet. At least selectively. Please y'all go build this.
An opinionated, tuneable, reader-agent.
eastbound · 6 months ago
That’s it. It singlehandedly sold the idea of an AI browser to you. Like I now want an AI radio in my car, and we’re all putting AI between Google and us because Google’s results unfiltered are bad.
vpShane · 6 months ago
Go forth Mozilla, deshitify and enshiyify at the same time!
stackedinserter · 6 months ago
I wish we were that brutally hones irl.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
We can try! :)
antfarm · 6 months ago
Someone built a tool to put all the snark and harsh arrogance from the comments directly into the titles?
654wak654 · 6 months ago
That's it, AI has finally made HN obsolete!
headgasket · 6 months ago
Love this. can we get an honest title for this entry too? (I'm not quite happy with my 11l+ karma, please give me some upvotes so I can start the new year with a smile?) jk, great one, cheers
NoGravitas · 6 months ago
Makes me nostalgic for n-gate.
simonebrunozzi · 6 months ago
Love this. Make it into a chrome or Firefox extension, let people freely switch from "normal" to "honest" any time they want.
isodev · 6 months ago
Haha this is brilliant.
SSLy · 6 months ago
i miss the n-gate roundups
fogzen · 6 months ago
I love everything about this – the little touches like the logo, the content warning, etc. Thank you for bringing some joy to my day.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
You're welcome! I'm so glad you enjoyed it
bitwize · 6 months ago
(sarcastic David Spade voice) I liked this better the first time around... when it was called n-gate.
Still pretty funny tho, ngl.
WesolyKubeczek · 6 months ago
Cool, n-gate as a service
weisk · 6 months ago
"Do you confirm you are above 18 years of age (or the planet-rotation equivalent in your local star cluster)?"
i am so confused, whats the reason behind this little event handler?
ctrlmeta · 6 months ago
The website has been made by AI. May be it has learned from its training that this kind of confirm box is cheeky humor for humans?
smcin · 6 months ago
Probably because a few articles contain curse words (which corporate filters may hiccup on).
arcfour · 6 months ago
It is a joke about how stupid and pointless pushes to require "age verification" online are. Such efforts have been in the news a lot recently.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
You understood it! I’m so proud of you. Actually I think you’re kind of special because the reference requires stitching together some desperate signals. I think you’re pretty creative.
phplovesong · 6 months ago
Haha! Top post was just what i could think. "A rewrite n Rust post to get upvotes".
bityard · 6 months ago
I love this so much. It's like the El Reg editors got turned loose on HN headlines.
remywang · 6 months ago
Was hoping for a self aware roast: one weird trick to keep sending your LLM slop to top of HN (/s, I enjoyed it very much)
mikkupikku · 6 months ago
I miss n-gate.
S0y · 6 months ago
Now I just want to see what this post will be translated to...
CGMthrowaway · 6 months ago
I thought the dollar sign button would be a donation button. Turns out it's the least honest part of the entire page.
morkalork · 6 months ago
The least honest? A dollar sign represents exactly what ycombinator is about
ZebusJesus · 6 months ago
This was a great way to start the day over a cup of coffee, sometimes we need things that make as laugh but what is awesome is the titles are spot on. Thank you for making this Friday morning fun
keepamovin · 6 months ago
You're welcome! This is what I wanted
matt3210 · 6 months ago
Aka better hacker news
pvsukale3 · 6 months ago
"Rails developers reinventing state machines for the 50th time"
Laughed so hard on this one.
diydsp · 6 months ago
Its not even just Rails ppl. In embedded ive seen so many consultants say things like, "no problem. I just started working on the ultimate, perfect way to set up a state machine." Confidence theater
mtkd · 6 months ago
You can still look at almost any codebase and ask 'why is this bit not using a state machine here?' ... the AASM repo readme is very accessible even if you don't know Ruby: https://github.com/aasm/aasm
angryjim · 6 months ago
I like this a lot.
morkalork · 6 months ago
What is the title for this entry now that it's on the front page? I can't find it
shevy-java · 6 months ago
I am fine with the current layout, but I also have to say that I preferred old.reddit.com as a layout base (the new reddit UI is horrible, and reddit overall succumbed to willy-nilly tyranny of moderators on power-trips). I am not saying HN should change to become like old.reddit.com in the UI, mind you, but a few things could perhaps be considered. Using old.reddit.com was much more efficient to me than the default UI here. It is not the end of the world, but I would not mind small, slight, modest improvements to the UI (not only the front page, but all of HN).
Perhaps HN could make a few suggestions and changes and people could vote. It should be as conservative as possible, though, because while I preferred old.reddit.com, I also think that not everyone may prefer changes. So one should aim for the highest acceptance value possible, before making any change.
Aissen · 6 months ago
Anyone want to try a prompt injection? All we need to do is to get one or two story in the front page that have a good < 80 characters prompt injection.
i_am_a_peasant · 6 months ago
Lol this legit makes it easier to grep through HN. thanks!
krick · 6 months ago
I'm not even so sure it's such a useless joke. I mean, it is, and I wouldn't want titles to be like "Academic publishers admit paywalls were a scam all along" (unless ALL major publishers actually admit it, which so far they didn't). But I clicked on "Math nerd explains how to spend 3 days proving 1+1=2" and when it turned out to be a Lean tutorial I thought "Oh, that's exactly what I wanted!". I don't know why, but "From Zero to QED: An informal introduction to formality with Lean 4" I didn't even notice. It's such a boring and verbose title with lame attempt at wordplay that, that my brain somehow filters it out.
keepamovin · 6 months ago
The clickbait you didn't know you wanted!
dijksterhuis · 6 months ago
> CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK...
on point
jasfi · 6 months ago
Please add a 2nd page.
kazinator · 6 months ago
s/Amazon/Atlassian/amarant · 6 months ago
The Texas one doesn't seem honest. It seems like a political narrative.
dxdm · 6 months ago
I think it's a sign that you're being visited by the Ghost of Politics Present. ;)
Rf.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_of_Christmas_Present
amarant · 6 months ago
So.. Does that make me political Ebenezer Scrooge?
I dunno, you'll have a hard time finding someone with less skin in that particular game than me, I'm not American and I've never even been to America (well, I switched flights in Chicago once, but I don't think it counts).
But a lawsuit for privacy being "accidental" because it's brought by a politician that's not popular seems difficult to interpret as anything other than dogma.
Being in the "right side of politics" doesn't automatically mean you're right about everything. And the reverse is also true.
Take Hitler for example: founding VW was a good move! He did that one good thing. Doesn't make him a good person, but similarly, all the other shit he did doesn't make VW any less of a good deed.
From the outside it looks like the same thing applies here.
Since this post is now on the front page, I'll suggest an honest title for it: HN front-page but titles are snarky dogma.
A lot of the dogmatic snark happens to be accurate, but that's besides the point. Just means it's good quality dogmatic snark.
dxdm · 6 months ago
(Edit to add TLDR: I'm going to put some context around "Hitlers good move" of "founding Volkswagen". But first I am going to explain my original comment and apologize for scrooge-ifying you.)
I made that quip because you reacted to a satirical, presumably generated headline by questioning the honesty of the satire and by ascribing a political motive to it.
That's okay to do, of course, but reacting to this particular one among all the other unfairly and satirically reduced headlines, and immediately smelling political motive maybe says more about where you're coming from than it does about the particular circumstances how this headline came to be. Maybe you want to see it as political for some reason, or are at least primed to read it that way, when everything around it suggests it's just indiscriminate satire?
So the fact that this is what popped into your head maybe wants to tell you something, like the visiting ghost. It's probably related to current politics. And then I think your comment in the face of this fun little website felt a bit scrooge-y to me, and so this admittedly silly comeback popped into my head.
It wasn't very nice or productive of me, so please accept my apologies for hanging this old bore's name on you.
Now that we got that out of the way, I'm going to skip past how I think you're misreading what was meant by "honest" and "accidental" in their respective places, and quickly jump into the other can of worms you opened, and wield my worm-relativizer.
I agree that good deeds can be done by bad people, and vice versa. But I would like the record here to show that the Volkswagen was not simply "a good move by Hitler", because people might take that literally and come away thinking Hitler was the single driving force here, or that it was unrestrictedly good.
Hitler played an important role bringing the Volkswagen about, that is correct. He did that by putting the power of the state behind efforts that had been ongoing for a while to develop a cheap, mass-produced car in Germany, and enabled engineers like Ferdinand Porsche to get it done by cajoling the car industry to put resources behind it. (More or less; the point is Hitler and nazi government were not responsible for idea nor execution, but they did push it forward because it aligned really well with their ideology, and would of course be happy to claim credit for the whole thing.)
Now, how about "good"? Before the Volkswagen became the affordable car for the masses after the war, it did a lot of work in a modified form as part of the German war machine. Before the civilian car came to market, the nazis started the European part of world war 2, and the engineering and tooling and factory put in place for the car, it started turning out what was essentially the German version of the army Jeep, if you will pardon that comparison, supporting the German war effort and all the atrocities it enabled and tragedies it brought about.
As a little cherry on top, I think the many folks who paid non-trivial sums to essentially pre-order the car before the war never got that car, nor did they get their money back.
So, I don't like seeing the Volkswagen poke it's head out as "Hitler's good deed". I don't think you wanted to mislead anyone, and your point about good deeds stands regardless.
But history is messy, and to learn from it it helps to see it in proper context, especially around this fella and his pugnacious posse.
observationist · 6 months ago
Bravo.
imvetri · 6 months ago
Thanks for sharing
robertheadley · 6 months ago
I love this.
blairanderson · 6 months ago
European decel mindset.
QuiCasseRien · 6 months ago
> Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster (jeffgeerling.com)
The title are so funny ! I'm thinking to switch for the time ^^
gowld · 6 months ago
Inaccurate.
> Apple gave me access to this Mac Studio cluster to test RDMA over Thunderbolt,
Better:
"Engfluencer suggests you spend $15k to run a model slightly faster (jeffgeerling.com)"
Almondsetat · 6 months ago
I find these kind of posts profoundly uninteresting (woah, the n-th parody of the HN front page...) and yet they seem to always garner so many upvotes...
dang · 6 months ago
Anything meta has that effect. We normally tamp it down although we make occasional exceptions:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46221900
The curiosity value of something like this diminishes under repetition, of course: https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&so.... It's a bit like repeating the same joke.
We downweight follow-up posts for that reason: https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...
That, I think, is what's going on here. This post was great—it was impressive and original enough to clear the bar, so we left it up:
Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632 - Dec 2025 (965 comments)
These two follow-ups are pretty good follow-ups actually—they're fun variations on the theme—but I don't think they clear the bar for another major frontpage thread:
Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46326588 (<-- current thread)
Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46324579
bitwize · 6 months ago
Been downvoted (or downmodded) to hell now, I guess because it encourages "not the kind of discussion we want to foster here on HN"...
jvolkman · 6 months ago
Feature request: put the original title in a tooltip (or similar).
gowld · 6 months ago
These are fun but they lose too much of the original content.
"Texas accidentally does something good for privacy"
is not really an improvement over the original (already half-editorialized) "Texas is suing all of the big TV makers for spying on what you watch"
manmal · 6 months ago
I‘ve channeled my inner Larry David into a prompt to make fun of y‘all
;)
justinhj · 6 months ago
Not sure if the source code for this is available but if you want to make your own version I did something similar that can be easily modified and run locally for your own festive mirth: https://github.com/justinhj/rudehackernews
meindnoch · 6 months ago
Brings back some of that n-gate vibe <3
forgetfreeman · 6 months ago
If the maintainer of n-gate.com is still alive and on Hacker News please, your work isn't finished.
perching_aix · 6 months ago
where "honest" really just means cynical, of course
fruitworks · 6 months ago
reminds me of n-gate
vintermann · 6 months ago
I'd like to see a version of the HN frontpage, where the titles are reinterpreted by that 1913 AI. "Imagine these are newspaper headlines from the year 2025. Rewrite them so that a regular person in our time can understand them."
mdni007 · 6 months ago
I have to say, all of these titles are much more interesting than the real ones
teach · 6 months ago
Clickbait WORKS.
There's a reason it's banned in HN submissions
Ldorigo · 6 months ago
What's funny/interesting from a psychological perspective is that several of these made me click (and discover genuinely interesting content) on links that I ignored in the real version. Could you do this everyday please?
tonyhart7 · 6 months ago
"Training AI on 1913 data to avoid 'woke' bias (and hygiene) (github.com)"
what could this mean???? and why 1913 specifically
mapt · 6 months ago
A lot of these have a disturbingly subjective critical voice.
On a topsy turvy day, one finds oneself suspecting these are human-written instead of AI.
Reason077 · 6 months ago
I’m also suspicious that it’s human-written, or at least human selected/moderated. It doesn’t seem to be updating very frequently for one thing.
If it’s AI, it’s very clever and nuanced: comedians should be worried for their jobs. If it’s human it’s still very funny.
daveloyall · 6 months ago
Thank you for a good laugh! Very well done. :)
raluk · 6 months ago
"Math nerd explains how to spend 3 days proving 1+1=2" -> Original "From Zero to QED: An informal introduction to formality with Lean 4" https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46259343
imchillyb · 6 months ago
Twas brillig, and the slithey-news did gyre and gamble on the title. All manic were the Borogoves and gnome-rat's Anti-AI rhetoric in full recital. Beware the SLOP my son! The jaws that slurp, and claws that don't match. Beware the Amazon-nerd, and shun that Facebook Hack.
He took his local well in hand; long time the perfect pose he sought. So prompted he by the decision tree, and waited while the AI Thought.
Spaghetti. Meatballs. Slurp. Will I? No. Will Smith. IYKYK
absoluteunit1 · 6 months ago
“We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it”
I spit out my coffee laughing lol
keepamovin · 6 months ago
This was the intended effect!
6510 · 6 months ago
I feel cheated that it is only one page.
opem · 6 months ago
brutal honesty
l1feh4ck · 6 months ago
I loved it. Could you make it more than one page. For everything in HN. I can only read 30 posts now.
TwoNineFive · 6 months ago
The word "advert" is nowhere on that page, so I know it's worthless.
At least half of all HN content on any day is self-serving blogs and plausibly deniable adverts.
pickdig · 6 months ago
why does the url say 2035?
snapplebobapple · 6 months ago
This is a massive improvement on hacker news, thank you