Which Emoji Scissors Close?
https://wh0.github.io/2020/01/02/scissors.html
_nhynes · 6 years ago
33 comments
https://wh0.github.io/2020/01/02/scissors.html
_nhynes · 6 years ago
33 comments
haecceity · 6 years ago
Why does Facebook have 3 sets of emojis?
Eikon · 6 years ago
Different groups working on different projects, lack of communication and global company vision or even internal competition leads to wasting money producing the same thing multiple times.
Basically the "Not Invented Here" syndrome, at the company level.
tehlike · 6 years ago
You could actually end up wasting more money if you get "alignment". Thats why things take a shit ton of time for the most part.
thatsenough · 6 years ago
Move fast and duplicate things.
mc3 · 6 years ago
Move fast and don't deduplicate things.
onemoresoop · 6 years ago
Move fast and complicate things.
tehlike · 6 years ago
which is ok. we wouldn't have proliferation of software or arts if we didn't have desire to redo.
thatsenough · 6 years ago
Move fast and don’t deduplicate things.
egypturnash · 6 years ago
Move fast and don’t not repeat yourself.
CGamesPlay · 6 years ago
Although fun to say "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing", I think it's unlikely that the designer for Messenger didn't know that Facebook had emojis. In fact, the Facebook and WhatsApp scissors look similar enough in style that I wouldn't be surprised if they were drawn by the same person.
I think the real answer is that they are 3 products with 3 different target users, and Facebook really wants to keep them separated in the minds of users (to keep bad karma from one brand tainting another). So, "brand differentiation".
kryptiskt · 6 years ago
It's because they learned from how other dotcoms failed to capitalize on acquisitions by plastering their brand all over them and making them an appendix of the mothership, that would then usually wither and die.
The most lucrative decision that Facebook ever made was not messing with Instagram, but keeping it as its own separate brand. And with that goes that it should have its own visual identity. Then they just applied the same thinking on several of their other properties.
btown · 6 years ago
Even if you don’t care about scissor physics, read the article for the A-level file pun, which is fully worth the price of admission.
jablan · 6 years ago
I missed the pun initially because I associate that icon (U+1F4C1) with a folder, not with a file. :(
mango7283 · 6 years ago
Are folders not a type of file? Or is it that files are types of folders? Hmm...
Gaelan · 6 years ago
[0] is a twitter thread in a similar vein about train emojis.
[0]: https://twitter.com/BisTheFairy/status/1192557730709622790
forgotmypw38 · 6 years ago
Sadly, I only see the first image, and the rest are behind links. Each link requires me to press "Yes", before being redirected, sometimes to the intended link, others to the link I tried to view an hour ago.
Gaelan · 6 years ago
Does this work any better? https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1192557730709622790.html
jcranmer · 6 years ago
Interesting how almost everyone goes for a 4-4-0 style train with the American-style balloon smokestack. It's funny that this is called "wild west" because it's rather anachronistic for that design. In the 1870s and onward, railroads are buying 4-6-0 trains instead of 4-4-0 trains. And the balloon shape is a feature of wood-burning locomotives (which produce a lot more embers and sparks than coal does). The Great Plains and Great Basin being rather devoid of trees, western railroads generally favored coal-burning designs, and so used much lower-profile smokestacks. The stereotypical "wild west" design is therefore closer to what you'd see in 1850s Ohio than 1870s Oklahoma.
na85 · 6 years ago
I know very little about the 1800s outside of European warfare. Was railway technology really advancing so rapidly in the United States that missing the mark by a mere 20 years and a few hundred miles counts as an anachronism?
catalogia · 6 years ago
I don't know a lot about trains in particular, but mechanical technology was advancing very rapidly during this period. It's roughly when the mass production of interchangeable machine parts started to take off. Singer (sewing machines) and Colt (revolvers) are two notable examples.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_system_of_manufacturi...
jcranmer · 6 years ago
Would a Minié rifle be an anachronism in the Franco-Prussian War, only 20 years and a few hundred miles from the Second War of Italian Independence? (Yes, the Austrians discovered that they were outdated compared to the Prussian guns, and so the French retooled to the chassepot rifles instead.)
It's not so much the fact that the technology was wildly obsolete as it is the fact that there are distinct visual styles that are localized to particular places in certain eras. If you know what those are, seeing people get it wrong can be quite jarring. Imagine a scene supposedly set in Ancient Rome where one character shows up in Prussian court dress.
kelnage · 6 years ago
But your statement is about purchases, rather than common use. Just because 4-6-0 locomotives were being purchased then, it certainly doesn't follow that you wouldn't see any 4-4-0 locomotives in 1870, does it? Especially since 4-4-0s were still being built in the US as late as 1893 according to Wikipedia [1].
zokier · 6 years ago
Also "wild west era" is pretty vague to start with and can be considered to cover almost whole 19th century. So the specific situation at 1870s might not be even all that relevant
larrik · 6 years ago
Even parts of the 20th century as well.
NeedMoreTea · 6 years ago
From Stephenson's Rocket in 1830 to Mallard (still current World Steam Speed Record) in 1938, trains were changing rapidly. Rail was being built out everywhere, as fast as possible. From 1830 to 1900 they were the cutting edge of human travel technology, that only really transferred elsewhere with the rise of the car, tram and bus in the very late 1800s, but mainly 1900 on. Fast travel was a new big deal in comparison to the slow discomfort in a coach that had preceded them. Even with an efficient network of coaching inns, and fast team changes, they were expensive, slow, uncomfortable, and unheated.
Competition was intense - by 1900, the UK had a couple of hundred train companies, many in parallel competition with competing lines, sometimes competing stations in the cities too. 20 years could easily be the equivalent of 5 or 10 years of computing in the 1980s or 1990s. We'd immediately pick up similar anachronisms in halt and catch fire, or the latest hacker movie. Or loads of 1940s or 1970s cars in a movie set in the 60s.
As a European, train emoji just look odd for being wild west, as they're so unlike the common European designs (mainly from the cow catcher and silly funnel shape).
jahewson · 6 years ago
In 1870 > 50% of locomotives were 4-4-0 and there was plenty of wood to be had in the Sierra Nevadas. For sure, times were changing but if you came to California then, you’d see no shortage of wood-burning engines.
Probably the challenging thing is to define “Wild West”.
kps · 6 years ago
> It's funny that this is called "wild west" because it's rather anachronistic for that design.
It's the form of the Central Pacific Jupiter¹, famous for being the western locomotive at the completion of the First Transcontinental Railroad.
benatkin · 6 years ago
I really enjoyed this. It is very similar to "Please, enough with the dead butterflies!" [0] I'd like to see a list of everything like this. Similar to Awesome falsehood [1] but not quite.
0: https://emilydamstra.com/news/please-enough-dead-butterflies... ( HN 1: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14460013 HN 2: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21788356 )
Waterluvian · 6 years ago
Yes!!! I live for these completely pointless obsessions into a topic.
benatkin · 6 years ago
Profile checks out. todays.pointless.click looks good :D I started https://furious.engineering/ to add random stuff, but so far there's only one which shows the spanish equivalent of 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.
I think these ones could be added to awesome-falsehoods. I'd love a list that was more centered on this idea, but for now awesome-falsehoods would probably be the best place for it. Maybe a design or visual category?
Waterluvian · 6 years ago
I had hoped that the internet, beyond the 90s, would be a place where almost everyone has a webpage like ours populated with whatever it is the individual decided was noteworthy.
To an extent it's come true in a small subset. But discovery is the hard part. Right now discovery leads you to social media pages full of, for the most part, a low budget substitute for air.
kickscondor · 6 years ago
I track homemade weblogs and pages - there's actually a lot still going if you know where to look. https://kickscondor.com
Thank you for your links, I'll cover them soon in my next 'href hunt'.
Waterluvian · 6 years ago
Oh God your website is so crusty and 90s. I love it. Thanks for sharing.
graphpapa · 6 years ago
I too love your website thank you
modo_mario · 6 years ago
I feel like everyone running a webpage/blog like that should have a somewhat standardised page crosslinking to pages/blogs that person likes to keep track off
macintux · 6 years ago
Reminds me a bit of the old web ring concept. I like your idea better.
specialist · 6 years ago
Ya, I also assumed, hoped?, the 80s quirkiness (weird news, dr demento, archie mcphees, zines, and other earnest trivias) would have flourished. Making the jump from BBSes to the web.
Instead we got ad funded autobot outrage factories.
chipaca · 6 years ago
why do you have male/female (primero/primera) and then female/male (1ª/1º)?
benatkin · 6 years ago
Oops, I got it backwards. I'll fix it when i get a chance. Thanks for noticing!
dgellow · 6 years ago
Just to nitpick: grammatical genders are "masculine" and "feminine" (not male and female)
if_by_whisky · 6 years ago
This one was pretty pointy if you ask me
mrec · 6 years ago
If you haven't seen the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group yet, you really should.
kickscondor · 6 years ago
Also leads to http://www.mmuseumm.com. Thankyou.
kickscondor · 6 years ago
I've added these to https://href.cool/Crimes/Simple. Thank ya.
sillysaurusx · 6 years ago
I wish more old www sites were still up. YTMND suffered a server failure. fark.com seems up, but rather a shadow of its former self. Shock sites seem to have mostly gone away or devolved into a sea of ads.
(Your site gave a sudden surge of nostalgia, and for some reason those sites were the first to jump to mind.)
https://poo.com/ is another slice of old www style. It's not a shock site, just a chat site. But it has some funny functionality like a radio you can listen to, and customizing your avatar with various multicolor schemes and blinky text, myspace-style.
app4soft · 6 years ago
http://ysflight.in.coocan.jp/main/e2019.html is one more old-www-style.
Also, many Japanese websites still use old-www-style too.
ZWoz · 6 years ago
YTMND is up, at least partially. ytmnd.com says: "As of 2019-12-01, YTMNDs and the search are back online." Random example (http://picard.ytmnd.com/) works.
efreak · 6 years ago
How about modernizing the old animated gif/flash sites so they work in modern browsers? I've started on hamster dance[0] and leekspin[1], but the sounds leave something to be desired (hamster dance is more annoying than I remember, and I completely forgot the sound on leekspin).
0: https://efreak.github.io/loopy/hampsterdance/hampdance.html 1: https://efreak.github.io/loopy/leekspin/
specialist · 6 years ago
Wow. That DePew story is messed up. Thanks?
Agree with others about the old school nostalgia. Never would have occurred to me that someone could or would lip sync to whistling. TIL about PBJ.
cmroanirgo · 6 years ago
> I reserve the right to link to dipshits and crazies. I link to what piques my curiosity, what amazes me or what horrifies me. This includes you.
Awesome site. Thanks
> You might also look at it like: maybe I’ve friended these links. But instead of putting them in a big number that represents my friends—my 11 friends, for instance—I list my friends out neatly and try to coax you to meet them.
Perhaps there is no need for friending. For likes. For upvotes. For hashtags. For boosts. For trending. For rank. For followers. For an algorithm.
Perhaps linking—and spending time telling you why I linked—is good enough. Perhaps it’s superior!
avip · 6 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/entomologist-rates-ant-emojis/?ut...
b2ccb2 · 6 years ago
Discussed on HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17555842
Real Source: https://curlicuecal.tumblr.com/post/175362924100/an-entomolo...
madeofpalk · 6 years ago
A thread of rating every horse emoji: https://twitter.com/jelenawoehr/status/1191872816372600832?l...
jagged-chisel · 6 years ago
While rating emoji ants:
> This is a termite. 10/10
SamBam · 6 years ago
You missed the -
Daneel_ · 6 years ago
I think you missed the minus sign there ;)
jagged-chisel · 6 years ago
I did! I parsed it as a delimiter and completely overlooked it.
darekkay · 6 years ago
View the HN comment section for some more examples (ants, trains,..). I feel inspired and will most likely write a blog post for the parachute emoji soon.
darekkay · 6 years ago
jamescgrant · 6 years ago
You inspired me to go hunting around Hacker News and I ended up with this lil' curated list: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21961222 :)
benatkin · 6 years ago
That's really great! I'm surprised it didn't make it onto the front page. Oh well.
I wouldn't have thought so if it had made it, but I think think maybe the name should be changed to something like "Awesome Uncanny Design" or something, and perhaps the logo could be something that evokes the uncanny valley or the twilight zone or something. The current one might make it sound like we want to ban this stuff, which is not the idea. I just want people to be aware of it. It also isn't all crap, so maybe an upside down smiley face would be a more fitting emoji, or a horse, parachute, butterfly, or another example.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley
Thanks! Not only did you make something I thought should exist, it helped me find the Caddy GitHub issue about cogs which was super interesting.
jamescgrant · 6 years ago
Yeah, I admit I was stuck on what to name it too! Uncanny evokes a nature of mystery, which I'm not sure is totally approproate here.
Haha! I literally just Google'd "something that is attempted but misses the mark", after writing the above paragraph, and I found this article on Wikipedia [1]. It means "tragic flaw" or "to miss the mark". Feels quite apt! Perhaps "Hamartian Design" could work.
benatkin · 6 years ago
Interesting! First I've heard of the term Hamartian. I think it works amazingly.
I see you updated the repo. It looks good. I hope it gets noticed and other stuff gets added. Could submit it to https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome/
uptown · 6 years ago
I realize this opinion is likely to be unpopular, but this industry wastes so much time and energy on such irrelevant things.
robbrown451 · 6 years ago
Are you talking about the article? Because the people creating the emojis clearly didn't spend a lot of time checking that the scissors would actually work, which it seems like you'd approve of.
The article itself isn't so much "the industry" as a blogger just trying to write something amusing.
sergiotapia · 6 years ago
You know what he means dude.
robbrown451 · 6 years ago
I honestly don't.
kempbellt · 6 years ago
Wasting time on irrelevant things? Like someone taking the time to post a comment about something they consider to be irrelevant? ;)
I wouldn't consider this to be a depiction of the "industry". Someone pulled on an OCD thread and shared what they found with the community, and now I'll be on the lookout for poorly designed scissor emojis as a result...
It was a fun read for me - one of the less serious posts for today being the kick off of a new decade. Reminds me of how there are so many colors of hand emojis now. I wonder if they'll try and make scissor emojis that represent left and right handed people equally at some point - letting the user decide.
delish · 6 years ago
If "waste" is "many organizations making the same emoji," and if the alternative is a standards committee, I think standards committees are hit or miss. I'm fine with organizations doing it themselves.
Buge · 6 years ago
Is the entire entertainment industry a waste of time? Some people create things for their own and other's enjoyment even though it has no "practical" use.
rimliu · 6 years ago
Just a reminder that Archimede's law was (allegedly) discovered while wasting time in a bath.
ipsum2 · 6 years ago
Along those lines, horse emojis judged by a horse enthusiast: https://twitter.com/jelenawoehr/status/1191872816372600832?l...
TimTheTinker · 6 years ago
Thanks for that - it was really fun to read.
Redoubts · 6 years ago
> OpenMojij 12.0
> Believe it or not, this horse's lack of eyes may not limit athletic performance. Many blind horses do well under saddle. However, the missing right hindlimb will severely limit potential for soundness even as a companion. Discuss euthanasia with vet. -20/10
Nice
valtism · 6 years ago
An entomologist rates ant emojis: https://curlicuecal.tumblr.com/post/175362924100/an-entomolo...
CGamesPlay · 6 years ago
These are so weird. It is strange to me that complaints about number of legs or the google ant's weird closer-middle leg passing under the closer-front leg are eschewed.
b2ccb2 · 6 years ago
justinator · 6 years ago
Now do, "what human figures in Renaissance paintings would not be absolute monstrosities in the Real World"
karansarin1986 · 6 years ago
There can only be one #1. Joypixels or LG?
GuB-42 · 6 years ago
Depends if you are lefty or righty.
kensai · 6 years ago
I just adore that someone went the lengths to write such an article and someone else posted this on HN. So geeky and cool at the same time! :)
rasz · 6 years ago
Reminds me of "Artist Asks People to Draw a Bicycle from Memory and Renders the Results" https://twistedsifter.com/2016/04/artist-asks-people-to-draw...
Calcite · 6 years ago
In the MONA museum in Tasmania, they have real life versions of the “renders”. It was amazing to see the inoperable bicycles in front of me.
weinzierl · 6 years ago
Interesting and entertaining article, I enjoyed reading it. Now I want a "Which Emoji Weapons Shoot Real Bullets". I'm only half joking as many emoji sets transitioned from the depiction of real weapons to some form of toy, like a colorful water pistol. It would be interesting to find out who started it and when the others followed.
surround · 6 years ago
Apple started it. For a time, a text like this:
> Let’s meet at the park [pistol emoji]
Would have have very different meanings between platforms.
Eventually, all platforms followed Apple and switched to the water pistol. (The ones that still show real pistols are obsolete fonts.)
At this point, Apple gets to decide what emojis look like, not the Unicode Consortium.
ygra · 6 years ago
Unicode doesn't decide anything about character appearance. Unicode is just about giving a character a number (among other interesting things for text, like collation, bidirectional text, etc.).
michaelt · 6 years ago
If Unicode issue a standard naming U+1F49A as 'Green Heart' and all major platforms implement a green heart, I'd say unicode decided something about character appearance :)
mantap · 6 years ago
Apple spearheaded this but you could imagine Facebook spearheading it and everybody else following.
Honestly the original gun emoji was simply a bad idea because it makes it hard to make apps that are age-rated for small children when there's a fricking gun in the system keyboard.
read_if_gay_ · 6 years ago
I don't understand how "there's a fricking gun in the system keyboard" => "hard to make apps that are age-rated for small children". It's just a tiny picture of a gun, hidden in a pile of hundreds of emojis at that. Where's the problem?
hydgv · 6 years ago
It was quite literally leftist virtue signalling. A way for those companies to say "I support gun control".
nightcracker · 6 years ago
I support gun control but do not support the censorship in emojis. So I don't know about that.
surround · 6 years ago
There’s also the knife, bomb, cigarette, and middle finger emojis. And Apple decided to keep the peach emoji looking like a butt:
https://techcrunch.com/2016/11/15/apple-brings-back-the-peac...
michaelt · 6 years ago
If you're making such an app, you'd be filtering the content for obscenities anyway. I mean, Unicode already includes a swastika character [1]. Wouldn't you just add the gun emoji to your list of censored words and emojis?
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Written_characters
shard · 6 years ago
Per your link, the swastika is a religious symbol for a large number of people for a long time. It's strange to suggest that it is an obscenity just because a small number of people used it to mean something bad.
anonymfus · 6 years ago
Having a character in the system font does not mean having it on the system keyboard.
LyndsySimon · 6 years ago
Why?
I’m a youth firearms instructor - are you saying that any app that contains so much as an icon shaped like a gun is inappropriate for children?
userbinator · 6 years ago
I'd never even realised that scissors could be right or left-handed, and now that I do, I checked all the (physical) scissors I have, and it turns out I have one left-handed pair and the other three are right-handed. I never used one after the other, so didn't notice the difference.
matsemann · 6 years ago
I don't really find that the way it's hinged make any big difference. So I've never used that to consider if a scissor is left or right handed.
The problem is when it's not symmetrical. For instance the Fiskars [0], is impossible to get the thumb through when using the left hand.
fanf2 · 6 years ago
It depends a lot on how much slop there is in the hinge. Your grip should pull the blades together; if you use the scissors with the wrong hand it pulls the blades apart. The shape of the grips is just for comfort, the geometry of the blades is the true handedness.
krick · 6 years ago
So, not only LG is the only manufacturer of more or less usable smartphones up to this point, but it is the single place that employs that only (as it seems) graphic designer on the planet Earth that can actually draw a scissors? Huh. It's a pity their advertising department sucks.
tempestn · 6 years ago
> The handles on these collide very close to the hinge, so they barely close at all. If you could file those parts down, you could close them a lot more:
> But you couldn’t, because [edit: file emoji that HN strips out :( ] is the only file you can get in emoji, so this altered version doesn’t count.
kibbo · 6 years ago
his is very funny scissors
PhilippGille · 6 years ago
Does anyone remember how Sundar Pichai, CEO of Google, chimed in on the debate regarding Google's Burger emoji?
rendall · 6 years ago
This analysis assumes only 2 dimensions! I think the handles should be able to overlap somewhat. Some handles in real life do!
"Critique" aside, I adore this site!
Jolter · 6 years ago
It's very unusual to find scissors in real life where the handles overlap, so I think it makes sense to assume they don't.
Read the last few oddballs, they are indeed expected to overlap.
rendall · 6 years ago
I just did now! And came back to comment how I had not read to the end! :)
phyzome · 6 years ago
When the handles can overlap, it tends to cause unwanted torque.
starwarsguy · 6 years ago
this is important
progx · 6 years ago
Absolutly! First world problems are really important.
K0SM0S · 6 years ago
Goes to show that humor is a great tool to speak of important things! :D
Also, funny that Apple should fail at skeuomorphism. [whistling face]
This post was sponsored by the text-emoticon resistance.
pbhjpbhj · 6 years ago
I don't know wh0 this person is but they do good marketing - the "last post is either ..." is genius.
aasasd · 6 years ago
Well, I hoped to read a similarly opinionated piece on transporting convex objects on a camel :(
But then I went through a bunch more posts, including one on how SVG renderers mix in background color before figuring out the mixed colors of objects—which seems obviously wrong.
walterkrankheit · 6 years ago
This was cutting it close my best waste of time all day. :P
rvz · 6 years ago
The latest responses to the grand unsolved question of "Which Emoji Scissors Close?"
> Designers: What were the design teams behind these scissor emojis thinking? Some of the designs break made important design principles these 'scissors' should be redesigned by an AI. Dieter Rams would call this another level of wrongness.
> HNers: Look at the intricate detail with all the designers from different companies attempting to create an emoji for a pair of open and closed scissors. Wow!, great analysis, so cool!
> Everyone: It's a scissors emoji.
> Me: Who cares? They are scissors emojis. Even if the designers can't create one closed so what, do a redraw later?
I'd side with the everyone else crowd here, since the change will be so tiny that this storm in a tea cup will be a thing of the past.
IgorPartola · 6 years ago
This is super amusing but also isn’t this like “which emoji faces have an anatomically correct bone structure?” Or “which floppy icons could be actual floppies?”
pvaldes · 6 years ago
On the other hand, there is no danger of stepping over a design copyrighted by scissor makers if your scissors do not close.
junga · 6 years ago
Makers of non closing scissors might sue you if their business is not running well lately.
amelius · 6 years ago
These are special scissors that have internal gears that allow them to be closed, even though it doesn't seem like they can be closed. The advantage is that you don't need to move the handles that much, and you train your hand to become stronger.
q_eng_anon · 6 years ago
take more adderal - you can't
darekkay · 6 years ago
Inspired by this, I have written a similar post regarding the "parachute" emoji [1].
lifthrasiir · 6 years ago
Unicode scissors emoji originate from two sources, and they both contribute to this plethora of non-closing scissors.
First, Unicode scissors character (U+2702) originates from ITC Zapf Dingbats series 100 [1]. As a result they have, unlike most Unicode characters, pretty much standardized reference glyphs. And scissors glyphs do not completely close too there.
Second, the original emojis were implemented in limited space (say, 16 by 16 pixels) and the design was constrained. In some platforms (especially SoftBank) they were animated instead, and indeed there were some reference emojis that close only in the animation [2].
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapf_Dingbats
[2] https://unicode.org/emoji/charts/full-emoji-list.html#2702
neop1x · 6 years ago
What a nice century we live in that we have time for describing and discussing these kind of problems. :)
mholt · 6 years ago
This reminds me of how someone filed a bug against a quick illustration I did of some cogs on my website because the cogs don't actually turn: https://github.com/caddyserver/caddy/issues/2949
adultSwim · 6 years ago
Note that scissors cut well when kept partially closed (instead of repeatedly fully opening and closing)
mdrzn · 6 years ago
I appreciate the "My last post was about either Wire toothbrushes or Rasterization of coincident edges" bit at the end of the articles.